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Four Year Old Biscuits

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

4 Year Old BiscuitsWe started a tradition in our house a few years ago called Breakfast for Dinner. My son Riley just has taken the word “for” out and calls it “breakfast dinner”. His favorite food for breakfast dinner is biscuits. This kid is not even five years old and can knock down the same number of biscuits as I do any day of the week. I tend to agree with Riley. There’s nothing like homemade biscuits with some grits, crisp bacon, jelly, and cheddar cheese. The biscuits are by far the star of the show.

One of the reasons Riley likes biscuits so much is that he almost always gets to help make them. Sometimes he just helps roll the dough and cut the biscuits. And then there are times when we let Riley get right into the mixing process. And he LOVES this part of making biscuits. What we end up eating is Four Year Old Biscuits.

Here is how a four year old makes biscuits, with a very small amount of assistance and close supervision of course.

Before you begin: Preheat your oven to 450 degrees Fahrenheit.

Step 1. Add 2 cups of all purpose flour to a large mixing bowl

Step 2. Add approximately 1/3 cup of vegetable shortening and pinch into small pieces. (Dad helps)

Add Vegetable Shortening to batter Pinching Vegetable Shortening

Step 3. Add 2/3 cup of low fat butter milk.

Step 4. Cut loose your your four year old to mix these three simple ingredients together.

Riley mixing biscuit dough 4 Year Old Baker Riley the dough boy

Riley mixing the homemade biscuit dough Riley having fun making biscuits Riley

Do you think we were having fun at this point?

Step 5. Kneed the dough into a ball and sprinkle with some excess flour. Sprinkle some flour on the counter as well. (Dad helps)

Step 6. Roll the dough out until it is approximately 1/4 to 3/8 inch thick. (Thickness depends on how thick you want your biscuits.

Roll out the homemade biscuit dough

Step 7. Use your favorite cookie cutters to shape your biscuits. A floured rim drinking glass will work too.

Cut the biscuit dough into fun shapes

Step 8. Place the fun shaped biscuits onto a baking stone and bake at 450 degrees for 10-12 minutes or until they are golden brown on the outside. I like to bake them even a little longer to get a good crisp outside shell.

Happy Dough Boy

4 year old biscuits on a baking stone Click for a larger view of these yummy four year old biscuits.

Now you are ready to feed the biscuits to the four year old. Enjoy!!!

Childhood Concoction

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

This candy is one of those childhood concoctions that really never got a proper name. I have come up with many different ideas for the name but I just can’t get the original name out of my mind. The original name was was Candy where the was filled in with a four letter word beginning with T that rhymes with bird. Here are a couple of names that I have considered:

  • 3Muskabutter
  • PooButter

This childhood concoction has been a big hit with everyone who has tried it over the years. I usually have to sample a bit in front of my new taste testers just to prove it is not something I collected out of the back yard.

What do you need for turd candy What’s Needed? The items shown in this picture are all that you need for this recipe.- Three 3 Musketeers® Candy Bars

- Jif® Creamy Peanut Butter

- A Non-stick pot

- A Table Spoon

- A Wooden Spoon

    Add Stuff to the Pot Add Ingredients You add the three 3 Musketeers candy bars to your pot and one heaping scoop of peanut butter.
    Heat and smash Heat and Smash Place the pot over medium heat and begin to smash the candy bars with a wooden spoon.
    Remove heat and mix Remove Heat Remove the pot for the heat after you get the mixture to the consistency shown in the picture and continue to mix. The total time on the heat should take approximately two minutes to reach this consistency.
    Wad of mixture Mix to a Ball Continue to mix until you get the consistency shown.
    Turd Candy Chill and Serve Spread onto a plate. Chill for 30 Minutes in the refrigerator and then cut into squares and serve.

    Grilled Pizza

    Thursday, July 28th, 2005
    Griiled Pizza Finshed Product
    You are reading the title correctly. Yes, it says grilled pizza and it is out of this world. I have cooked my share of pizzas on numerous part-time jobs since back in high school, and I was a little skeptical going into this dinner. I was pleasantly surprised by the results. The dough is homemade and as good as any pizza dough I have ever eaten. This was my first try at making grilled pizza, but it will not be my last. Mrs. Ozz recommends that you buy mozzarella cheese that is already grated. Other than that, she recommends using only the freshest of ingredients. She did all of the hard preparation work as usual including the dough.
    The majority of the ideas for this meal came from The Best Recipe: Grilling and Barbecue book published by Boston Common Press. You will have to buy the book to get the down and dirty details, but here is a sample of what you will get in return.
    The DoughThe secret to the dough is a good food processor. We use a Hamilton Beach Food Processor that is fairly heavy on bottom and has those little suction cups to help keep it from walking while working with something like dough that causes a bunch of vibration. This is essential unless you have a stand up mixer sitting around. The book offers several types of dough. We used the 2-hour quick rise for individual pizzas.
    The ToppingsWe used canned pizza sauce for convenience on a couple of the pizza, but found that fresh cut tomato chunks worked the best in place of sauce. We used fresh grated mozzarella, parmesan, and Romano cheeses. Don’t skimp on the cheese. Some of them can run as much as $10 or more per pound, but it make a difference. We also cut some fresh basil leaves from our urban herb garden on the back porch. We also included a fw pepperoni slices. The only thing we did not use that I will have next time is some fresh cut onions. Yummy!
    Ready for the FireYou need to get your grill heated up and grill one side of the dough first. My recommendation is that you keep an eye on them because the dough can cook a little faster than the book says. You may also need to rotate the pizzas a little to get them cooked evenly over charcoal where the fire might not be quite as consistent as on a gas grill. You can see here below how a door on the front of your grill can help get past this concern with much less hassle.
    On the GrillYou may not be able to see it here, but there are aluminum foil pans covering the pizzas. This helps radiate the heat over the toppings while the bottom is browning. I suspect that the toppings would not get cooked and the cheese would not melt soon enough without these pans. Using these pans makes the front door on the grill even more important since you do not want to remove the pans any more than you have to while cooking just to check the pizza bottoms. You can see for this picture that you get a pretty good view of the pizza bottoms from the front door of the grill.
    Serving SuggestionsThe recipe book suggests using these as appetizers. I think I might add a salad next time and use this as the main course for some guests. There is a point during the preparation where everyone could actually top their own pizza before finishing the cooking. I think this could make a fun pizza dinner with family and friends in place of your traditional burgers and dogs on the grill.
    Preparation TimeAll for plenty of preparation time, especially for the dough. The toppings can take a while as well depending on how fresh you decide to go. The cooking time takes less than 20 minutes total and that includes a break to add toppings after toasting one side of the dough.

    Saturday Night Steak for 2.5

    Monday, July 11th, 2005

    All of this comes together fairly quickly and easily. It feeds me, my wife and my 30 month old. Yes, my 30 month old little boy loves his steak. He can put down sirloin or filet at about the same rate I can bite for bite.

    Top Sirloin on the GrillThe steak is a top sirloin cut a little less than a half of an inch. Is is cooked over a medium hot grill after a little run of your choice. About a third of a stick of butter or margarine is melted over it just before removing it from the grill to add flavor and moisture.
    The onions are a must. Plan old yellow onion are cut into slices. The slices are cut into bite size chunks and added to a small foil pan. Onions cooked on the grillApproximately a half stick of butter or margarine is cut and placed over the onions. A moderate amount of garlic salt is spread over the top. The foil pan is placed over a medium to hot grill until the onions begin to turn translucent.
    Fried potatos to go with the grilled steakThese are baking size potatoes sliced using a food processor to desired thickness.A pan with approximately 1/4 inch of vegetable oil is heated to medium high heat. The oil must be up to temperature before adding the potatoes to prevent soggy fries.